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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Cooking Time!

A Turducken. Take that word apart and see what you come up with. Go ahead, try to decipher it. I was perplexed at first. And apparently so was dictionary.com, but google has about two thousand plus pictures. This research made me, an arguably intelligent person with a tase for all brands of humor, to believe that some people are just fucking dumb. That is why, I have decided to prepare a side dish for these people, you know, to go along with the turducken and "cocalemonoffee," or Coca Cola mixed with lemon juice and coffee (it looks and smells a lot like a hot bathroom filled with steaming diarrhea.) I call this intermetzo a "fetiflowerube."

INGREDIENTS-

One (1) fetus, such as below.


Five (5) dozen flowers of choice, dependent on preference and taste.



Pubes. Tons and tons..of pubes. Pubes are, in fact, the main ingredient. Just because the fetus might be bigger than your clump of hastily removed pubes, and the flowers seem to be the more dominating presence, this tasty little treat is completely dependent upon bushels of coarse pubic hair.



I cannot stress the importance of the pubes.

PROCEDURE-

With the fetus and approximately three quarters of the flower of your choice, use your blender to mix the two together. Add some water. Save the remaining quarter for garnish. After mixing on high for approxiamtely three hours, to avoid chunks, place the now thick liquid into a large, square tupperware container and freeze until solid. Take out approximately three to five minutes before serving, and sprinkle, surround, and engulf the block of fetus/flower/water delight with pubes. (if added flavor needed, use Lawry's seasoning salt to kick it up a notch.


Now, you can wow your guests any time with this easy to make meal. Go to your local bird house and slaughter those fuckin birds! Then, with cola, lemon juice, coffee beans, a fetus, flowers, and pubes-ENJOY! Thank God that some people think about how to please their taste buds in new and exciting ways.

Serve this Turducken with fetiflowerube and steaming hot Cocalemonoffee, and voliah! A gourmet in no time! For comments or success stories on this great recipe by Frank, e-mail us and let us know!

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous shat out this little number...

Ew man damn!

Wednesday, May 31, 2006  
Blogger Woozie shat out this little number...

Allow me to say something off-topic-what is the purpose of having a blog devoted eniterly to boobs, when the word "boobs" in Google returns 520,000 results?

Thursday, June 01, 2006  

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